For children, facebook is a social outlet that aids and enables their obsessive and co-dependent chatter between BFFs and Biffles
as well as a vessel for stalking one’s boyfriend/girlfriend/ex-boyfriend’s new girlfriend’s best friend’s lover but, as is illustrated below; for adults, grown-ups, mature and evolved colleagues and acquaintances, facebook is for networking.
Marc jen, you and i aren’t “coincidentally” bumping into each other every 2 days.
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Daniel ”Coincidence” i.e. mark is a homo. Also he lives two doors down from me.
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Jennifer-June Chapman ”bumping” i.e. Daniel is also a homo and moved in two doors down from Marc to insure adequate coincidental “bumping”.
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Marc homo-ereKtus? does that make you feel threatened?
we should all talk it over a meal of veggie wieners sometime. daniel, you got a hibachi or something?
Daniel Veggie wieners = gay penises. I’m moving to uganda to be safe from all them queers.
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Jennifer-June Chapman You’re both wieners, let’s hang out. Name the time and place, I’ll bring the veggie-gin-and-tonic and a bad attitude.
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Daniel Oops – I meant “penii” the correct plural of “penis”. My parents are out of town till wednesday – we need to go have a house party like in those 80s movies, or that tim and eric episode.
Daniel HOUSE PARTEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I have to mow the lawn though and water the plants.
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Marc i kinda made plans for tomorrow, but man, daniel you could have awesome yard/alleyway parties at your place! it’s even all camo-ed over by giant weeds. it would solve my scheduling conflict…
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Daniel I don’t want anyone coming inside and touching my action figures…
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Jennifer-June Chapman Aww Yeaah, party at Daniel’s pad. Menudo-figurine-kabobs for everyone! · ·
Jennifer-June Chapman Great! Now everybody knows you have a crush on me. Why don’t you dip my braids in the ink well while you’re at it doofus.· ·
Marc actually, daniel and i were just flirting in the pharmaprix. but we couldn’t agree on positions, it’s all over now.· ·
Other Jenn LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!· ·
