1) I’m afraid of Wasps and Heights

2) I need to walk on the right side

3) I have a tendency to overvalue the things that mean nothing to everybody else

4) I can’t remember books and movies

5) When somebody hurts my feelings, I don’t tell them. I just make a joke and silently fire them.

6) I have walked my kids to the bus stop in my pajamas many times

7) I weigh more than I did when I was pregnant, complain about it and continue to eat Toblerone with espresso chasers for lunch.

8 ) I never listen to my answering machine or return phone calls

9) I am easily distracted (I like shiny things)

10) There are people I don’t like, whom I have never even met

11) I have a fatal allergy but I can’t tell you what it is, because I’m scared you’ll try to kill me.

12) I think people who don’t like kids and puppies, suck!

13) I still like the song Bette Davis Eyes (Kim Carnes) and I’m admitting it, publicly.

14) I have occasional panic attacks

15) I cried when I watched Moulin Rouge

16) I wish I could yodel

17) I think Phone Sex is the best.

18) I lose my wallet and my keys every single day

19) I talk to my dog in a foreign accent from a country that doesn’t exist

20) I like to eat lettuce with peanut butter on it.

Still fascinated??