15 days until I turn forty
(I told you I couldn’t make any promises) and I’m thinking I should make a top-ten-list of things I can finally do now that I am going to be having a pre-mature mid-life crisis.
1 ) Start listening to Kenny G.
2 ) Host a weekly bridge night.
3 ) Buy Crocks and pretend they’re for gardening only but then wear them out for espresso martinis with Nanci
4 ) Become a Start wearing my Cougar T-Shirt.
5 ) Buy a harp.
6 ) Hire a life coach who will support my dream to start my own underwater basket weaving school.
7 ) Experiment with past life regression therapy and try to convince all of my friends that I used to be Cleopatra.
8 ) Fire all the friends who refuse to believe me and find brand new ones at a The Secret meetup group.
9 ) Steal Rescue a pet emu from an emu farm, keep it in the backyard and fight all my neighbours in court when they complain.
10 ) Start urban emu owners meetup group.
This is just a start, I’m open to suggestions. Any thoughts?
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Well, obviously now that you’ll be turning 40 you’ll need to take up a liking for stewed prunes, sweet sherry and knitting, like the rest of us old folk…
Oooh! I was thinking of buying a crate of Ensure. Does it come in vegan?
Well, first of all you’re about to enter the best decade of your life. I loved my 40s so much that when I turned 60 last year I declared “60-is-the-new-40″ and I’m doing them all over again. There’s something about the 40s where you really start to check what others think of you at the door and become a much more interesting, powerful and confident you. Happy Freakin’ Birthday, girlfriend! Rock it for all it’s worth.
And so it should be (the new 40), I’m actually excited about it. Is that weird?