So.. for those of you who are not familiar with the age old art of striptease, otherwise known as Burlesque, the name Satan’s Angel might not mean much to you… I’m about to change that. 5 days of rhinestones, feather boas, swarovsky crystal, fringe and lace, twirling tassels, butts bouncing, shimmying and shaking, and you’re…
Month: July 2010
Matthew McConaughey can suck it.
I figured it would be about as intelligent as those articles in Cosmo that tell you that in order to spice up your sex life you need to turn off the Television during love making or *yawn* prepare a candle lit meal for your mate. I still always read them, just in case somebody actually…
♪ Sisters ♪ Those who’ve seen us know that not a thing can come between us ♪
As we pulled into Toronto, I had a rush of nerves for my impending performance in 3 short hours and a rush of nostalgia, of past Toronto shows, deviance and general debauchery love and obsession heartache… I took a deep cleansing breath and let it all go. “Mmmmmm… Toronto…” Velma took a deep breath…
Sleepless and Violated
How does one ask their cat to move out? I’ve tried reasoning with him about screaming like a banshee all night but he doesn’t listen. He wants the bathroom tap left open so he can have fresh water at his disposal all night. He wants our bedroom doors open all night so he can…
Surprise!
So here’s the thing… I have all these little projects in the works right now, that I am super excited about, including a very special and super secret surprise one that I CAN’T WAIT to show you guys. For real, It’s making me a little nuts, keeping my mouth shut. It’s a bit of…
Pre-Mature Mid Life Crisis
15 days until I turn forty (I told you I couldn’t make any promises) and I’m thinking I should make a top-ten-list of things I can finally do now that I am going to be having a pre-mature mid-life crisis. 1 ) Start listening to Kenny G. 2 ) Host a weekly bridge night….