Is it just me or…. no. No it’s not just me.
People don’t just get blind with love, they (WE) get downright stupid.
Ever notice how when you are crazy about somebody, the things that don’t normally impress you, suddenly blow your mind?
janitors become custodial engineers, bouncers become body guards and you start saying idiotic things like “Oh my god, he did the cutest thing ever!! He asked me if I wanted to go with him to pick up a new frying pan, (gift for his mom, shower curtain, cat food etc…)”.
Plus there is the things our new lovers say to us that might even normally offend us or at least leave us to believe that the person who is saying it is intellectually challenged. But somehow because we are sleeping together these very same comments become compliments worth bragging about?
Here are some of my faves, for your perusal.
Feel free to add to the list.

1) Oh my god, he totally loves his cat, it’s the cutest thing ever.
2) He told me I should be a porn star
3) She’ll only sleep with me when she is drunk, I think she is afraid to fall in love with me.
4) He says he is tired of being a player.
5) He has never been in love before, not even with his wife.
6) It’s so sweet, he stares at me while I’m sleeping.
7) He says I give the best blow jobs he’s ever had!
She’s not as controlling as she seems, she’s just super insecure.
9) He told me that he thinks I’m crazy hot, because he loves “Big Girls”.
10) It’s perfect, she acts as old as me and I act as young as her.
11) He has always had a thing for me but thought I was too classy for him.
12) He played with my daughter the whole time he was here.
13) He would totally leave his girlfriend for me, but he’s worried that it might hurt her.
!4) He says Paris Hilton is way too skinny.
15) He can’t resist my cleavage
16) He told me I’m his favorite
17) I’m the only boyfriend she has ever had that she hasn’t cheated on.
18) He said I don’t even look like I’ve had kids.
19) She is super smart, she even went to school.
20) What goes on the road, stays on the road.